The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.

The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.

The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.

Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.

Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .
"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "
by Cralast August 21, 2020
The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020