Simpers

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Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

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Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

Simpers by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

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Simpersona • simperspecial • Simper • Simper Saiyan • Simpress • Simpery • Simpess • Simpression • Simpressive • Simper Fi

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

Simpers by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

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Simper Saiyan

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

Simper Saiyan by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

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Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

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Simpess

the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.

Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.

Simpess by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020

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Simper Fi

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!

Simper Fi by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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