the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack
by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022
Get the Alanmug. A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a real relationship and some funyuns.
by msogay October 26, 2019
Get the Alanmug. A primal being with incomprehensible power. Could end the universe with a flick of his wrist should he chose to. The only reason we still exist is because he allows us to
by Oscar Larson December 12, 2020
Get the Alanmug. A kind hearted person that I personally love right now at least but anyway he is cute and a kind and happy and out going and if you have your self a Alanor if you are AlanI just want you or them to know that they or you are special and amazing in every way
by Kylie June 26, 2018
Get the Alanmug. my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
by ayethatone October 5, 2011
Get the Alanmug.