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a dick, don't date him you'll regret it
Flanders : I dumped alan
Cáit: hes a dick
Flanders: thats why i dumped him
Cáit: because hes a dick?
Flanders: no, because of his dick
by frickurchickenstrips June 19, 2019
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2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
by BC Awesome March 23, 2009
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my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan
by ayethatone August 06, 2011
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A literal pedophile
Like likes to fiddle with little kids cos he's just a sicko like that
Don't let you kids leave the house
I heard Alan's in town
by ReallysmartInnit December 23, 2019
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Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
"He pulled four hoes last night"
"He tapped my girl"

Alan is a goddess of love.
by Hhjkl June 27, 2016
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