the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack
damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice
by Chinny Boi March 1, 2022
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A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a real relationship and some funyuns.
That nigga Alan a lil skinny but he still sexy af
by msogay October 26, 2019
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A primal being with incomprehensible power. Could end the universe with a flick of his wrist should he chose to. The only reason we still exist is because he allows us to
"We must praise Alan, for if we don't he may become upset and smite us"
by Oscar Larson December 13, 2020
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my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan
by ayethatone August 6, 2011
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A Little Angry Nutter who exists only to put coke up his nose
That fecker was on the Sniff last night the dirty little Alan
by Geramo September 19, 2016
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