a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.
aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009
Get the simptardmug. Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
by slamtastic March 30, 2020
Get the Simptardmug. 
When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)
by Cracked mom October 5, 2021
Get the Simptardmug. by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022
Get the Simptardmug.