Simpteri

A man who is willing to do anything to win over or please a woman except admit that How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) is the most quotable movie. Most likely has boyband like hair and a big ego. Pretty easy on the eyes but always must be right. He is an excessive button pusher but can be tamed with waffle crisps and anime.

Man, that Enteri guy is such a simp. He needed his own brand of simp. He has become Simpteri.

by ladykenobi May 27, 2021

Simperior

Simpler than EVERYTHING, the opposite of Superior

"Dude, those instructions are pretty simple, one would almost say.... Simperior!"

by Bargon March 2, 2010

Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

by CharlESee June 28, 2022

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

sumptering

Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.

You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?

by RandonDonald May 12, 2016

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020