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shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying
McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.
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shyum • shlump • shlumpy • shrump • shlumped • Shlum • shrum • Shmum • Shcum • shlumpkin

Harry Shum jr. 

With his talent, his personality, and his looks, Harry Shum jr. is a real life God.
Harry Shum jr. by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018
Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)
Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745
Shum Egg by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019
To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.

Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Oh fuck. My mom found the shum bucket.

Oh fuck. I’m shumming.
Shum by LilPeePeeAssociates January 3, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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