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Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in
It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4
Shmum by Kys.jk December 20, 2020
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Generally something of notable annoyance or irritability is described as ‘shmum’, however the word is a versatile one and can be used in many contexts as a positive or negative.
‘Your mum is looking bare shmum today innit
‘That geez Jimmy is so shmum’
Shmum by Road Translations December 21, 2020
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Cum but adding a SHM and taking out the C.
Sean: Hey have you heard?
Jon: heard what?
Sean: Shmums making a comeback.
Jon: Oh? Who’ve you told?
Sean: just you.
Shmum by Lagcasist June 8, 2023
Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.
Your shmum for that mate. -bad
Bro ur mum is stupendously shmum- good
Shmum by Road Translations December 22, 2020
Just a stilly little way you can say cum
Ex1: “shmoh shmuck I’m shmouta shmum”

Ex2: gimme that hot sticky SHMUM.

Ex3: come for the shmum?
Shmum by GusChun96 May 2, 2021

shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying
McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014
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