shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlumped

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

scrumped

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

by Laura24601 December 20, 2008

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007