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Shcum

A contraction of "shit" and "cum" used to describe the resulting mixture of combining these two excretions.
No you cannot bring another boy home to shag on my couch, I don't want it covered in shcum
by Caiphus October 2, 2009
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Shcum

The act of shitting cum out of ones arsehole after anal sex.
Last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shcum after we had been having some bum fun!!!
by Rugeman81 April 18, 2014
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Shcum

when so much shit gets piled up in your asshole it hits your prostate and you cum your pants while you shit yourself
"I was driving home from work and I Shcumed all over my self and had to clean up in a Chevron bathroom."
by Terry Big Boy August 27, 2018
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Scumbear

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.
Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.
by scumbear June 12, 2013
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“You’re just scum!”

“You’re just scum!” — Nikki Haley’s succinct description of Vivek Ramaswami that caused him to have a gas face in the middle of the MSNBC televised debate on 11/08/2023. It was an Indian on Indian shoot out and we are certain that Vivek shot first.

He missed.

And like Han Solo in the Star Wars retcon, Nikki moved her head drew her blaster and nailed “Tandoori Greedo”.

If you come at the queen; then you better not miss! And she did that shite wearing the five inch heal that he criticized; and she looked good doing it, too.
Ramaswami: Your daughter’s on Tic Tock; get your own house in order.

Haley: Keep my daughter out of your mouth; “You’re just scum!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 8, 2023
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Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021
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tweaker scum

1. A man who pretends to be your friend but steals from you when your back is turned. Also will be fronted large amounts of methamphetamine then skip out on the bill because you hurt his feelings when calling him out on his own shit.
2. See also Jake Place or "little bitch"
"Dude did you hear that Kristi lost her house? It's all because of that Tweaker scum who stole her shit and never paid her back. Man he really Jake Placed her ass."
by GotohellJake December 5, 2014
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