To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
by LilPeePeeAssociates January 3, 2021
Get the Shum mug.To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.
I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
by dillskin April 25, 2011
Get the Shum mug.When a male ejaculates into another person’s anus, and the receiver goes to the toilet & out comes the shum. The mix of the sperm & poo isn’t ‘cum’, it’s ‘Shum’. Shit and cum.
by Natalienoonah January 13, 2020
Get the Shum mug.by JennyChan March 12, 2008
Get the Shum mug.Often occurs after unprotected anal. A mixture of shit and cum will seep from the back passgae, or, shum.
by Lassie. March 5, 2010
Get the Shum mug.You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay
It is pronounced: sh-UM
It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing
It is pronounced: sh-UM
It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing
by rootone March 16, 2022
Get the Shum mug.A combination of shit and cum
Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.
by ShumMaster August 13, 2021
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