shrum

a perverted sex offending teacher loving little boy who likes to play with dolls

That shrum is constantly harrassing his really nice English teacher.

by shrum January 11, 2006

shrum

Verb that means to lose a political contest. Named by Ann Coulter for Bob Shrum, who has a 0-8 record for Democratic party presidential contests when he's been involved on the campaign.

We were ahead by 6 points, but we ended up shrumming.

Did you hear about that shrummer John Kerry?

by Darkwing December 17, 2004

shrum

(v.) to defecate or excrete feces

(noun)
1. feces
2. the act of defecation

Bryan read a comic book in the bathroom while he took a shrum.

by Hillary Swanson January 26, 2008

Shrum

a very annoying PK who will one day die from annoying steves to much.

Shrum, shut up you stupid PK.

by Shrum January 11, 2006

Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 20, 2011

Shrum

Pls not anything to the other definition for shrum. A nice person but also quite an annoying bitch, but will always be there for you i think.

shrum bitch

by cough me April 25, 2021

Shrum

A word used when someone is crazy cool.

That guy is so shrum. He should run for president

by Shrumboii January 21, 2021