shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

shlumpkin by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.

oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

Shlumpkin by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

shlumpkin by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

Shlumpkin by Noons June 13, 2008

slumpin 

Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin [Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

slumpin by Whodat May 13, 2005

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016