shrocks

shrocks. the shrek crock. the roadmen are quaking at these fresh creps they bouta finesse some

ay up look at that geezer wearin those crepes imma bout to finesse me some fresh shrocks bois

by what’s-a-pseudonym October 18, 2019

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Shrock

An Ogre Cock.

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.

by Onions111345 November 25, 2013

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shrocket

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.

Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."

by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

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Shrecksual Experience

When you shove your 21 inch green dick in that ass and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your dick and yell "get out of me swamp" in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having sex with a dragon in the same room.

Guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 April 27, 2016

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Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019

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