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Poop Nugget 

A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole
"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."
Poop Nugget by Izzy F. November 29, 2016

poop nugget 

a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.

Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.

It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.
I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
and
You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!
poop nugget by Barnegat Blummis December 8, 2006

poop nugget 

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.
My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.
poop nugget by Queen Danyelle December 28, 2014

poop nugget 

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-
poop nugget by matt July 30, 2003

Potnugget 

(v.) The act of simultaneously being high and eating chicken nuggets
Me: Dude I just ate a whole block of kiva and I'm about to potnugget until I knock out

Jina: I'm so jealous , I can't wait to potnugget after I finish exams this week
Potnugget by mcdonaldsyum October 18, 2017

poop nugget 

the word you use when you can't curse because you aren't old enough.
ohhh poop nugget.

you are a poop nugget!