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shrocket 

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.
Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."
shrocket by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008
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sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004

Sprocket rocket 

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.
Sprocket rocket by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018

shockets 

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets
'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'
shockets by provider44 January 15, 2010

Sprocket 

an alternate term for ratchet but targeting the male fuckup
ratchet ass bitch!(towards the female),

u a sprocket ass nigga! (towards the male)
Sprocket by Dniking October 15, 2017

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

Whistling Sprocket 

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.
Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!