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The worst kind of unstable. It's both shaky and rocky at the same time. Best used to describe relationships that are on and off multiple times in a day.

It can also means a certain point in a person's life when he/she is really vulnerable.
Have you heard about Jane and Francis after the whole "I caught you with another woman" ordeal? Man, their relationship is shrocky as hell!

Hi Angely! I heard you just got over a very shrocky part in your life. Kudos!
Shrocky by koyaai January 21, 2015
A man with pubes long enough to cover his tiny wang.
Shrocky by Neofeen March 28, 2015
Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.
Shrock by Onions111345 November 25, 2013

shrocket 

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.
Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."
shrocket by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

shocky cheese 

A habit or action in which you continue to engage, despite the fact that it has burned you in the past.

The term is derived from experiments where a rodent is put into a maze containing a delicious piece of cheese (perhaps Roquefort) that is hooked up to a wire that shocks the rodent. The rodent keeps forgetting that's the shocky cheese.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."
"Starbucks is my shocky cheese. I was already paying for my latte when I remembered, 'I hate this place!'"
shocky cheese by eeMuLi April 25, 2008

Shocky Brown 

the two step process of first generating static electricity by shuffling your socked feet on carpet followed by the poking of the tip of your member in the anal cavity giving the girl a shocking surprise
She said she wanted me to surprise her with anal but i think a shocky brown was in order
Shocky Brown by grundel McGooch October 17, 2009