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shockstar 

the king..or queen of giving shockers
fuck rockstars..im a fuckin shockstar

man..roy is a true shockstar..so much better that kevin
shockstar by shockstar number 1 October 30, 2006

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Shocktap 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'
That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.
"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."
shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003
Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.
I think im going to suckstart my pistol.
Suckstart by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"
I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008