shmorgles
shmorgles by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010
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shmergle
Shmoigle
A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019
Shmiggles
An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
shmookles
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
shmookles by dawordmaster August 6, 2014
Shmoogle
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011
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