Shmoigle

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

Shmoigle

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.

Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.

by Fried chegg July 25, 2018

Shmoigle

The currency of Israel, used by many Jews accross the world.

"Sheila, can ya hand me thoity shmoigles? I need to get my sinuses checked again, I'm shvitsin up a fever. Oy!

by ßæ$† March 23, 2009

Shmoigle

A wooden bag of fruit that is only full of green fruits except from pears

Johnny happy birthday and here is your shmoigle

by Johnnyboi52 April 07, 2020

Shmoigle

A shmoigle is a bear that is extremely crippled and eats a gallon of fungus everyone hour. This bear is normally depressed but if you get to know it it will get freaky

Person1: Hey did you see that shmoigle?

Person 2: Yah it was so CRIPPLED

Person1:It ate so much fungus

by friedchickenteehee October 27, 2019