Shmorgu

A creature of old colonial American legend said to resemble that of a gnome-like being. These beings were allegedly of malicious intent and would torture humans.

You can't seriously think that a Shmorgu could be real!?

by SunokrA May 25, 2023

Shmorgu

An evil gnome-like creature known to come to people in dreams to terrorize them and cause global panic.

BRO I JUST SAW THE SHMORGU IN MY DREAM

by MeezerOfficial June 3, 2023

shmorgus

the type of person who would love shmorgaling

Ryan was quite the shmorgus person

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025

shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

by schmethan March 17, 2021