shmorgus
A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.
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The Schmorgusboard Argument
When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
The Schmorgusboard Argument by Lyncoln March 21, 2009
Smorgusblorg
When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".
Smorgusblorg by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018