shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

by schmethan March 17, 2021

shmorgus

the type of person who would love shmorgaling

Ryan was quite the shmorgus person

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025

shmorgishborg

The combination of left over dinners put into one dish, made when you have nothing else to eat.

"Mom whats for dinner tonight"

"oh we're just having shmorgishborg"

by Tomazo March 6, 2010

The Schmorgusboard Argument

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

by Lyncoln March 21, 2009

Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".

Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.

by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018

Shmorgu

A creature of old colonial American legend said to resemble that of a gnome-like being. These beings were allegedly of malicious intent and would torture humans.

You can't seriously think that a Shmorgu could be real!?

by SunokrA May 25, 2023

Shmorgu

An evil gnome-like creature known to come to people in dreams to terrorize them and cause global panic.

BRO I JUST SAW THE SHMORGU IN MY DREAM

by MeezerOfficial June 3, 2023