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shmergle
a word used as a generic answer to any question that a woman says when they are at a point of inconceivable retardation due to being too attractive
shmergle by kingkevinIIIV October 15, 2010
shmergen
Noun.
Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
old shmeagle
1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.
2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.
2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.
old shmeagle by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014
shergle
shmeagle
shmeagle by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009
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