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shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”
shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020
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shmergle 

a word used as a generic answer to any question that a woman says when they are at a point of inconceivable retardation due to being too attractive
Teacher: Adrien, what is the capital of Illonois?

Adrien: shmergle........?
shmergle by kingkevinIIIV October 15, 2010
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shmergen 

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
shmergen by theoutlaw May 27, 2009

old shmeagle 

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.
That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.
An insult which is substituted to replace a harsher one.
Instead of saying son of a bitch, John was called a shergle.
shergle by BuffGnome February 5, 2023

shmargles 

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.
Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind
shmargles by IzLisa November 9, 2003

shmeagle 

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word
I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you
shmeagle by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009