Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

Shmeggles by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

gits and shiggles 

If you have teachers who don't care for swearing, it is a more school appropriate version of shits and giggles.

Blake-"Why are you hiding Clark's pop from him, he is going to be pissed!"
Jason-"Just for Gits and Shiggles."

gits and shiggles by Weleski December 30, 2007

old shmeagle 

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

old shmeagle by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

shmiggletag by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

shiggles

-a simplified version of the phrase "shits and giggles"
-a synonym for the phrase "for the hell of it"

I kicked someone in the nuts for shiggles.

shiggles by Chris Arsena September 3, 2003

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024