Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....