Shmorgley

The feeling that you are energetic but drained, awake but sleepy, and physically can't get super comfortable. Generally a hangover without the bodily discomfort of headaches, stomach aches, or serious discomfort. Being in good humors, while being physically and emotional is drained.

I just feel shmorgley after staying out at the bar after dinner.

by AnyaMynd October 29, 2022

shmergle

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

by han-meg March 6, 2020

Shmoigle

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

schmogley

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)

my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Shmoigle

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.

Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.

by Fried chegg July 25, 2018