Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.
Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!
by schwin_ November 26, 2018
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Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
by prithxm December 27, 2021
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"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."
by shoggoth August 10, 2003
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A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank
A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank
by Luminous911 September 6, 2004
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by Bro Sakic January 16, 2011
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A positive interjection or exclamation; Used to arbitrarily affirm another person's remark or action.
Also used in same manner as popular optimistic phrases like "Love life", "Life is good" and "The dude abides."
Most often used in surfer/slacker culture and amongst teenagers and young adults.
A positive interjection or exclamation; Used to arbitrarily affirm another person's remark or action.
Also used in same manner as popular optimistic phrases like "Love life", "Life is good" and "The dude abides."
Most often used in surfer/slacker culture and amongst teenagers and young adults.
Surfer Dude: "The storm swell is raging, man!"
Surfer Dude 2: "Shockabra, dude!" (i.e. "let's go surf, dude")
Girl 1: "There's an awesome beach party tonight by the pier."
Girl 2: "Shockabra!" (i.e. "Let's totally go!")
Stoner 1: "What's up man?"
Stoner 2: "Shockabra, man. Shockabra." (ie. "Life is good, dude. Life is good")
Surfer Dude 2: "Shockabra, dude!" (i.e. "let's go surf, dude")
Girl 1: "There's an awesome beach party tonight by the pier."
Girl 2: "Shockabra!" (i.e. "Let's totally go!")
Stoner 1: "What's up man?"
Stoner 2: "Shockabra, man. Shockabra." (ie. "Life is good, dude. Life is good")
by Ekateg8r February 22, 2010
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