shmocka 

Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.

Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!

shmocka by schwin_ November 26, 2018

Shmocka 

The scientific term for a penis that is extremely small in size. Also a word to be shout out as loudly as possible.

"Damn, this boy got a shmocka!"

Shmocka by Joemamabeoch May 6, 2021

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.

Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.

Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021

shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.

"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."

shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Shockabuku 

N. Archaic
A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.

Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank

Damn that bitch could use some good Shockabuku.. She's got no sense at all!

Shockabuku by Luminous911 September 6, 2004

Shockah Brah 

A phrase used from one bro to another bro to let them know that everything is cool. Mainly used when under the influence of drugs and/or alchohol

-Bro.... i just beer bonged a forty and i am about to put this gas mask on
- Shockah Brah

Shockah Brah by Bro Sakic January 16, 2011

shockabra 

A 21st Century adaptation of the hackneyed surfer positivities of the 20th century like "cowabunga" and "right on"

A positive interjection or exclamation; Used to arbitrarily affirm another person's remark or action.

Also used in same manner as popular optimistic phrases like "Love life", "Life is good" and "The dude abides."

Most often used in surfer/slacker culture and amongst teenagers and young adults.

Surfer Dude: "The storm swell is raging, man!"
Surfer Dude 2: "Shockabra, dude!" (i.e. "let's go surf, dude")

Girl 1: "There's an awesome beach party tonight by the pier."
Girl 2: "Shockabra!" (i.e. "Let's totally go!")

Stoner 1: "What's up man?"
Stoner 2: "Shockabra, man. Shockabra." (ie. "Life is good, dude. Life is good")

shockabra by Ekateg8r February 22, 2010