ADJ. Worthy of shanking.
Someone that is awefully
annoying, hideously ugly, or just
plain fucking
stupid...and deserves to be shanked.
They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community
college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!
Girl 1: "That shankable a$$
hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking
shank 'im"