shmock 

Insult. Synonym to insults such as ass and shit ... alleviating public use of more well-known potty words that could potentially bring unwanted ill-attention to one's self.

Do us a favor: Use your blinker ya freakin shmockhole!

shmock by Ian Ward September 25, 2004

shmock 

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

shmock by haDurak March 13, 2009

Shmock 

A shoe-sock. An article of clothing that can be worn like a shoe but washed like a sock.

I love wearing shmocks, if I step in dog poo I can throw them in the washer and then the dryer like a pair of socks.

Shmock by Cujo STL April 18, 2006

Shmock 

The word you say when your fall suddenly.

"Wow, we're having so much fun.... shmock! ow.. i just fell."

Shmock by Jolly, April 30, 2010

Shmock 

Shmock is a secret terminology used in some deep, dark sites of the internet, a synonym for "Homie" or "Bro"

I'd never leave a Shmock behind
Shmocks before Thots

Shmock by Soul Salt June 12, 2018

Shmock 

To mock someone while doing an impression of Sean Connery

Ben shmocked his friend, calling him a "shilly and shtupid shausage"

Shmock by Ean Wheelz August 22, 2019

shmock 

someone who puts someone else in a bad situation or blames someone else for soemthing they’ve done.

sarah’s such a shmock, she got me in trouble for using her phone !

shmock by ehoiwqh March 26, 2023