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shmacked
to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.
Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""
"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
shmacked by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012
pussy shocked
When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007
Shcocked
A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.
One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
Shmonked
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
shmacked
To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
shmacked by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010
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