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shmocka

Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.

Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!

by schwin_ November 26, 2018