shmegglie

an adjective meaning that something is appealing or attractive in some way.

That fugly sweater is not shmegglie.

by Libbie December 31, 2006

shmergle

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

by han-meg March 6, 2020

old shmeagle

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

shmuggle

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.

"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*

by neo, man October 5, 2004

shmuggling

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife

Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son

by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015