shmuggling 

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife

Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son

shmuggling by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

snugglingus 

snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.

This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.

This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!

Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.

Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!

It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!

snugglingus by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil 

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

Smuggling the hot oil by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Smuggling tic tacs 

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.

Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?

Smuggling tic tacs by Rymix September 2, 2006