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shmaggle 

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
shmaggle by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

Shmaggle 

The act of having sex with your father
I like to shmaggle
Shmaggle by Lil boi toucher June 2, 2017

Shmaggle 

That feeling you get when you hold an avacado and it’s not ripe enough but you say fuck it and eat it anyway
I shmaggled so hard earlier today
Shmaggle by Butter bean June 28, 2018

Shmaggle-baggle 

A word that replaces any action.
I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.
Shmaggle-baggle by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Shmaggle-Boof 

A freshman with a fucked up tooth. Baseball is not his strong suit. Still loves life, a little too much. Eats a ton of Candy. Gets laid every night of his life.
Watch out Shmaggle-Boof, your bout' to become Shmaggle-Beef

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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