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shmaggle 

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
shmaggle by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

Shmaggle 

I like to shmaggle
Shmaggle by Lil boi toucher June 2, 2017

Shmaggle 

That feeling you get when you hold an avacado and it’s not ripe enough but you say fuck it and eat it anyway
I shmaggled so hard earlier today
Shmaggle by Butter bean June 28, 2018

Shmaggle-baggle 

A word that replaces any action.
I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.

Shmaggle-Boof 

A freshman with a fucked up tooth. Baseball is not his strong suit. Still loves life, a little too much. Eats a ton of Candy. Gets laid every night of his life.
Watch out Shmaggle-Boof, your bout' to become Shmaggle-Beef

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019