Shmaggle

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!

You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty

by Nashers December 27, 2008

shmaggle

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

Shmaggle

The act of having sex with your father

I like to shmaggle

by Lil boi toucher June 2, 2017

Shmaggle

That feeling you get when you hold an avacado and it’s not ripe enough but you say fuck it and eat it anyway

I shmaggled so hard earlier today

by Butter bean June 28, 2018

Shmaggle-baggle

A word that replaces any action.

I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.

by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Shmaggle-Boof

A freshman with a fucked up tooth. Baseball is not his strong suit. Still loves life, a little too much. Eats a ton of Candy. Gets laid every night of his life.

Watch out Shmaggle-Boof, your bout' to become Shmaggle-Beef

by bigswingindick25 March 27, 2019

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019