shmiggle

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

shmiggle

1. (noun) A tangle of sheets just after one has woken up.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.

1. "My sheets were in such a shmiggle this morning!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"

by contributed by Meghan: created 04/02/2003 by Kim, July 10, 2003

shmiggle

A small dog who is your dog

My shmiggle is cuter than yours!

by Jeremyikjilj June 21, 2006

shmiggle

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

by itsnotamaracaitsashmiggle July 21, 2011

shmiggle

mingle

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

shmiggle

When one is tricked, mislead, or robbed.

Hey holmes, that chico stole my money that i gave him so he can buy me some bud.

Hahaha you got shmiggled. ;)

by Dike Jones October 21, 2008

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019