shitwave

When a fucking shitload of people come past you in a group, and plow past you like your not even there.

There was just a shitwave of people that about knocked my ass over when i was walking through the mall.

by Staciesopink January 4, 2005

shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008

shirtwave

A multiband radio that's small enough to be carried in a shirt pocket.

This shirtwave is unbelievable! I just picked up RTVT from Tunisia with the whip antenna HALFWAY up!

by pentozali March 19, 2009

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

shitwater

A word used to describe being in a bad situation, a synonym to being up shit creek

Katie calls up Sophie at 2 o'clock in the morning to tell her that she just discovered rum mixes with red bull. Sophie replies, "You'd be in shitwater if you woke me up for rum."

by Vandiver August 21, 2005

Shitwater USA

Shitwater USA,

Is a term associated with a company named Blackwater USA. A guns for hire privatized mercenary group of ex-militaty thugs, foreign and domestic who have been allowed to work outside the Laws of the United States, The Constitution of the United States, Geneva Convention, and International Laws. The company Shitwater has willfully, and intentionally violated human rights of numerous citizens, nations, to include the United States itself by bearing arms against the citizens of New Orleans, Louisiana USA.

Shitwater USA will kill people for hire if paid enough.

by Coffeeloverletsroll March 1, 2008