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shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitfacer 

Shitfacer is a term derived from the actions of one notably unscrupulous, shitfaced, and lascivious, young man that attends college in Newport Rhode Island. The term has been used as an adjective, noun, verb and in a variety of contexts. The term has been extrapolated to include many other prefixes to the suffix "facer". i.e. Stonefacer, Whorefacer, STDfacer, Spicfacer, "____"facer.
"Hey Pat, can you believe what shitfacer did last weekend?"

"Watch out for that driver, total shitfacer..."

"Hahaha, look at this stonefacer special, totally enamored by the all you can eat buffet!"

"Dude, look at the kid falling all over that girl, total shitfacer"

"Dude, that whorefacer def looks like an STDfacer"
shitfacer by WestCoastWorder October 13, 2011

Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.
"What a shitwanger."
Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
shitfer by Wendy February 11, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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