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shitshark 

Shitshark: a word to describe feminist cancer white women, or undesirable white women who are unable to attract white males, so they must stoop to the lowest of the lowest pools of men, where they will attract an Indian male. Not to be confused with their closely related cousin the “Mudshark”, who only thirsts for black males, the Shitshark only thirsts for Indian males…the shitshark’s pool fall into a lower caste system than the mudshark’s pool.

The Indian male being the shit that the Shitshark desires will typically mate with the Shitshark for a step up on the human-capitol totem-poll ensuring that his spawn will be a little less brown-skinned, and therefore gain more human-capitol than himself. Or perhaps, the Indian male will mate with the Shitshark to obtain citizenship in a western country far away from the 3rd world shit hole that they originate from. similarly to the mudhsark’s prey which are black males, the Indian male could also mate with the Shitshark so that he can be economically taken care of, exchanging sex and intimacy for food and shelter.

Finally, the main reason we differentiate shitsharks from mudsharks, is that Indian people not only shit in the streets & wipe with bare hands, but also, they enjoy eating cow shit as a delicacy. whereas mudshark prey (black males) do not typically eat shit and publicly shit in the streets.

Credit: Jan & Geoff
That Shitshark loves going to tandoori flame buffet, it’s her main pool for picking up jeets (jeets = Indian men).
shitshark by Man_handler May 21, 2024

Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Shirshak 

The god of all mathematical equations, rice, chicken, and corny puns.
guy 1: 'wow, look! That guy is solving a trig-calc problem, without a pencil, WITH a full plate of rice to his side!

guy 2: 'that must be a shirshak.'

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shirshak by the real g(arrett) February 19, 2015

Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--
Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010

shitstar 

the slang term of an australian budget airline known as Jetstar..
Hey mate.. What airline you fly with?

Shitstar aye bruz..
shitstar by wombat ingles January 22, 2011
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