shitshake

when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.

bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!

by ginger kitty February 15, 2009

shitshake

Any truly disgusting drink from Starbucks.
E.g. "Vanilla" Frappuccino.

Actually it doesn't have to be from Starbucks, just some high end coffee place.

Katie: Where's all your money gone!?
Amy: I know! I spent like $5.50 on some shitshake from Starbucks...

by Amy ^^ April 21, 2008

Shitshake

Shitting on a pregnant woman’s chest then squeezing her breast until she lactates, then you proceed to mix it up and feed it to her for a nice delicious treat

Sarah was being a whiny bitch so I pulled my pants down and gave her a shitshake

by Cummininawatermelon October 6, 2021

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.

Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Shirshak

The god of all mathematical equations, rice, chicken, and corny puns.

guy 1: 'wow, look! That guy is solving a trig-calc problem, without a pencil, WITH a full plate of rice to his side!

guy 2: 'that must be a shirshak.'

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by the real g(arrett) February 19, 2015