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shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.
Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.
shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

shitshape 

When something is not shipshape, i.e. it is in bad shape, is disorderly or untidy.
John: Boy, things aren't looking great over in Greece.

Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.

John: More like shitshape condition.
shitshape by elefb November 12, 2011

Shitshaker 

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.
Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.
Shitshaker by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitshake 

when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.
bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!
shitshake by ginger kitty February 15, 2009

shitshacks

1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?

Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!

Me: Shitshacks!
shitshacks by Misty Dawn October 11, 2008