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Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009
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Shishauana 

The act of including marijuana, preferably "BC Bud" in a Hookah pipe. Although traditionally frowned upon, avid smokers will notice this can be very economical as well as easier on the lungs due to the water purification and cooling. It is also a more inconspicuous smoke, with the scent normally being masked by the flavour of tobacco/shisha it is mixed with.
Down to Smoke a Shishauana tonight?
Shishauana by Sillables August 12, 2011

shitsatanic 

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.
shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

ShitShanarnalShinglePOPS 

ShitShanarnalShinglePOPS is a word that you say when scared, frightened terrified or even happy😊. Also say it when you die in Roblox. Oofff. But it also means when you Shit in someones mouth(ShitShanarnal) 👄 and rub it in (Shingle) and they spit it back in if its small enough (POPS) or if it is big then they will Choke to death. Just laugh lol
Playing game
Dies:Ooffff ShitShanarnalShinglePOPS
Having the Sex
Shits in mouth and runs in
Person with shit in mouth:spits back in ass
Person:ShitShanarnal ShinglePOPS
ShitShanarnalShinglePOPS by Nanabeen November 12, 2019

shishamalok

fucking whilst chewing flavored tobacco
I pulled a shishamalok last night with Ashley.
shishamalok by savage420 August 24, 2009

shishaminute

its when the very frustrated driver who's trying to find directions yells SHISHAMINUTE!!
Riding along and everyones talking above eachother we are lost and the driver can't think over the talking getting angry he yells shishaminute!
shishaminute by hercock April 12, 2010
shitsatan: deceitful
shitsatan: some shitsatans dominated social development and prevent its sustainability.
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