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shitstar 

When an asshole is stretched almost, but not quite, to the point of an open hole.
Yeah, I totally pounded that shitstar last night!
shitstar by u84 June 26, 2008

Shitstar 

The term for a Ridstar that is shitty
Greg has just bought a shitstar
Shitstar by Otistube1 August 2, 2025

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.
Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!
fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Shitsturbate 

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.
After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.
Shitsturbate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm 

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)
A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"