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shimwaggle

it can have a bunch of different meanings—

as a situation (usually a particularly ridiculous one)

an adjective, either to describe a friend that’s silly or unordinary or a significant other that’s very dear to one’s heart but also shares that silliness

this could be used in any case, depending on the context.
situation:

A: What are you guys arguing about?

S: She won’t remember a song I added to a playlist!

A: Imagine having a shimwaggle about this!

friend:

A: You’re such a silly shimwaggle!
J: Awh, thanks.

lover:

J: He’s my little shimwaggle. 💓
A: Cute!
shimwaggle by aalisspamfr January 5, 2023
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Shwagglepuss 

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.
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get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.
Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.
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Shmaggle 

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!
You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty
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Shitgaggle 

A most obscene mess of multiple, diverse, an unorganized things. A clusterfuck of shit.
After coming late, I discovered the dogs had gotten into the trash and turned the living into a shitgaggle.
Shitgaggle by Jake2013 March 19, 2013

shmigaggle 

I was shmigaggled the other day when i saw a wild turkey take a fat steamy shit on my neighbor's porch.
shmigaggle by Mike Snipperpippets February 11, 2010

shmaggle 

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
shmaggle by snowbutcher April 28, 2011
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