shimwaggle

it can have a bunch of different meanings—

as a situation (usually a particularly ridiculous one)

an adjective, either to describe a friend that’s silly or unordinary or a significant other that’s very dear to one’s heart but also shares that silliness

this could be used in any case, depending on the context.

situation:

A: What are you guys arguing about?

S: She won’t remember a song I added to a playlist!

A: Imagine having a shimwaggle about this!

friend:

A: You’re such a silly shimwaggle!
J: Awh, thanks.

lover:

J: He’s my little shimwaggle. 💓
A: Cute!

shimwaggle by aalisspamfr January 5, 2023

Shwagglepuss 

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.

An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.

Shwagglepuss by dkmitchell November 3, 2008

get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.

Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.

get shmaggled by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009

Shmaggle 

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!

You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty

Shmaggle by Nashers December 27, 2008

Shitgaggle 

A most obscene mess of multiple, diverse, an unorganized things. A clusterfuck of shit.

After coming late, I discovered the dogs had gotten into the trash and turned the living into a shitgaggle.

Shitgaggle by Jake2013 March 19, 2013

shmigaggle 

A state of confusion, misunderstanding or absurdity

I was shmigaggled the other day when i saw a wild turkey take a fat steamy shit on my neighbor's porch.

shmigaggle by Mike Snipperpippets February 11, 2010

shmaggle 

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

shmaggle by snowbutcher April 28, 2011