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Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.
1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.
shmiggletag by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.
Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.
get shmaggled by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009

shimwaggle

it can have a bunch of different meanings—

as a situation (usually a particularly ridiculous one)

an adjective, either to describe a friend that’s silly or unordinary or a significant other that’s very dear to one’s heart but also shares that silliness

this could be used in any case, depending on the context.
situation:

A: What are you guys arguing about?

S: She won’t remember a song I added to a playlist!

A: Imagine having a shimwaggle about this!

friend:

A: You’re such a silly shimwaggle!
J: Awh, thanks.

lover:

J: He’s my little shimwaggle. 💓
A: Cute!
shimwaggle by aalisspamfr January 5, 2023

Shmiggle 

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.
Shmiggle by gr33ncl0wn January 23, 2009

Shmaggle 

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!
You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty
Shmaggle by Nashers December 27, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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