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Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

shithagged 

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'
i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.
shithagged by Jasknob March 1, 2009

shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.
Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"
shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shitgiggles 

When you're in the can, and you let out a cheek smacking string of farts... while you've got a cliffhanger. Afterwards you giggle like a schoolgirl.
shitgiggles

John: Oooh it's comming out
John's ass: brrt brt brrrt brt
John: ...
John: teeheheheheheh
shitgiggles by pkjc March 18, 2008

shitgiggler 

one who does things for shits and giggles; for the fun of it; for no purpose or reason other than one's own amusement.
Shaving my eyebrows off while I was sleeping was completely unnecessary. You're a real shitgiggler.
shitgiggler by marytrary5 May 28, 2009