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shmaggle 

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?
shmaggle by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

Shmaggle 

The act of having sex with your father
I like to shmaggle
Shmaggle by Lil boi toucher June 2, 2017

Shmaggle 

That feeling you get when you hold an avacado and it’s not ripe enough but you say fuck it and eat it anyway
I shmaggled so hard earlier today
Shmaggle by Butter bean June 28, 2018

Shmaggle-baggle 

A word that replaces any action.
I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.
Shmaggle-baggle by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Shmaggle-Boof 

A freshman with a fucked up tooth. Baseball is not his strong suit. Still loves life, a little too much. Eats a ton of Candy. Gets laid every night of his life.
Watch out Shmaggle-Boof, your bout' to become Shmaggle-Beef

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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