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Shwaggle

any marijuana that is not valued as the golden nugget.
"we are lookin for some shwaggle"

"fuck shwaggle"
by -markerbandit November 10, 2004
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shwaggle

Pronounced shwag-ul. Used like "lame" or "shitty" to reflect on a situation or negative outcome.
"There's nothing to do tonight, shwaggle."
"We're out of beer, shwaggle."
"You're a shwaggle."
by Dyelineye Carlineye October 30, 2008
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shwaggle-bitch

a person who is a bitch to a man/women who has a better swagger than them
hey shwaggle-bitch get over here i'm going to knock the shit out of you
by Blummer92 April 5, 2009
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Swaggleberries

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016
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cum swaggler

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
by TBG3 March 16, 2009
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Swaggless

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.
by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008
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SwaggleDeaner

A penis, cock, or dick. Sometimes shortened to "Deaner." The world swaggle can also be used as a synonym for a sexual act.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard Austen has a huge swaggledeaner!
Girl 2: Gee Wowzum Crow! I used to date that guy! He turned my vagina inside out!

Guy 1: Dude, Rhonda totally swaggled my deaner the other night.
Guy 2: SWAG!
by EastDave November 9, 2013
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