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shwaggle 

Pronounced shwag-ul. Used like "lame" or "shitty" to reflect on a situation or negative outcome.
"There's nothing to do tonight, shwaggle."
"We're out of beer, shwaggle."
"You're a shwaggle."
shwaggle by Dyelineye Carlineye October 30, 2008

shwaggle-bitch 

a person who is a bitch to a man/women who has a better swagger than them
hey shwaggle-bitch get over here i'm going to knock the shit out of you
shwaggle-bitch by Blummer92 April 5, 2009

Swaggleberries 

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
Swaggleberries by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016

cum swaggler 

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009

Swaggless 

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.
Swaggless by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008

SwaggleDeaner

A penis, cock, or dick. Sometimes shortened to "Deaner." The world swaggle can also be used as a synonym for a sexual act.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard Austen has a huge swaggledeaner!
Girl 2: Gee Wowzum Crow! I used to date that guy! He turned my vagina inside out!

Guy 1: Dude, Rhonda totally swaggled my deaner the other night.
Guy 2: SWAG!
SwaggleDeaner by EastDave November 9, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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