Shwagglepuss
An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.
Shwagglepuss by dkmitchell November 3, 2008
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scragglepuss
skra gull puss
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.
-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.
-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.
Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"
2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"
2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."
scragglepuss by kevgroat January 24, 2010
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snagglepuss by Spooners McGoo April 25, 2004
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The snagglepuss is where a large group of people are sitting in a rather small enclosed space or room. Suddenly someone farts very quietly. Within a few seconds one of the people in the room bolts up from his chair, stands perfectly erect, and screams, 'HEAVENS TO MERGATROID!! WHO SHIT????!!! EXIT, STAGE LEFT!!! Before running out of the room the person's feet spin wildly to the sound of 'bongo's'...
Man, I was at a party last night and I'm pretty sure that Melissa farted. Tommy really did a wild 'snagglepuss' when the smell hit him!!
snagglepuss by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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snagglepuss by squal_al March 5, 2008
Snagglepuss
-meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.
God damn, Snagglepuss smells of tuna and rotten armpit. I bet her curtled cooter is oozing all over the place.
Snagglepuss by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
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