shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

shititis

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

by Andy A. July 28, 2008

shaqtits

a woman (possibly even man) with extremely pointy boobies

woah, lindseigh's got some major shaqtits!

by masteroffaster August 17, 2016

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

by conkspotter November 17, 2011