Sharitos

Doritos that you and your bestie shart on as a delicious topping

Omg Becca your sharts taste good on these Sharitos

by Bussy lover November 2, 2020

Sharitos

Doritos but as toppings you and your friend shart on all the chips

Omg Becca your shart taste so good on this Sharitos

by Bussy lover November 2, 2020

Shartosis

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.

"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."

by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

Shartosaurus

a tiny dinosaur that gets shitted on by bigger Dinos on a daily fucking basis, this stupid motherfucker can't contribute anything to life or society so because he/she are suicidal

"hey there"
"shut up shartosaurus"
"go fuck yourself"
*gets shit on*

by SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGISABITCHASS- March 3, 2023