Saratitis 

pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.

Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.

Saratitis by A Good Guy December 7, 2007

Sarantis 

Sarantis is a name given mainly in the Greek community to males. People named sarantis are usually really bright and happy. They are always there for you no matter what.

Person 1 : "I just can't deal with this anymore"

Sarantis : "it's okay it would get better soon"

Sarantis by Rowoon December 24, 2016

Saratosis 

When you repeat a meaningless word over and over again and it finally starts making sense.

David was using the saratosis technique a lot yesterday in the debate.

Saratosis by goofythesaratosian June 17, 2021

Startitis 

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.

Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.

Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015

Sarantis 

An absolute hottie so good in bed could beat up godzilla bear handed

Sarantis is the hottest man alive

Sarantis by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022

sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.

oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis

sagaritis by the smart person. March 26, 2009

Saroitis 

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.

Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

Saroitis by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009